word.

I LIKE BIG BOOKS
AND I CANNOT LIE

YOU OTHER READERS
CAN'T DENY

THAT WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN
WITH THAT LITTLE BITTY PRINT

AND A THICK SPINE IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET SPRUNG

CAN'T READ ENOUGH
'CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS STUFFED

DEEP IN THE JACKET IT'S WEARING
I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING

OH BABY I WANNA SIT WITH YA
AND KNOW YOUR AUTHOR (autha'?)

MY HOMEBOYS TRIED TO WARN ME
BUT THAT PLOT YOU GOT
MAKE ME SO HORNY

OOH, BOY, THE RUSSIANS
DOSTOEVSKY, GOGOL, TOLSTOY
WELL TEACH ME, TEACH ME, ABOUT YOUR MORAL STORY

AIN'T GOT NO PREQUELS
TO HELL WITH FREAKING SEQUELS
IT'S LONG, STRONG, AND THE STORY'S BARELY STARTED

I'M TIRED OF MAGAZINES
SAYING LIGHT READING IS THE THING
TAKE THE AVERAGE LIBRARIAN AND ASK HER THAT
YOU GOTTA PACK A HARDBACK

SO PATRONS (YEAH), PATRONS (YEAH)
HAS YOUR LIBRARY GOT THE STACKS? (YEAH)
TELL 'EM TO SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE THAT HOLD REQUEST

BABY GOT BOOKS