something gross happened.

Real gross.

I was rubbing my eye because it itched pretty badly and I dislodged some gunk, which I assumed was the culprit, out of the inner corner.

Examining the source of itchiness, I found it was a dead bug. It probably flew into my eye when I was riding my bike home, which means I didn't get it out until two hours later. A dead bug was in my eye for two hours.

I believe I am entitled to super powers for this.